Dear Friends, Family, Enemies, Strangers, Friends of Friends, Family of Complete Strangers, even the Strange Friends of Enemies of Mirage Photo,
We could really use your help. We are currently competing to be St. Louis’ favorite wedding photographer on the Fox2 News Hot List of area businesses. What does that mean for us?? Probably the fame and fortune that we have not really worked to earn but so richly deserve. Something for nothing, that’s what we are asking for. This is your opportunity to give, give and give some more so don’t pass up this once in a lifetime chance to assist us.
So, right about now, you are probably asking, what’s in this for me??? NOTHING, absolutely nothing. Hmm… to good to be true you say? Absolutely not. I personally guarantee that there is zero benefit to helping us… WHAT, too hard to believe?!? Vote today and we will throw the possibility of additional unwanted e-mails and potential SPAM. Someone stop me, we cannot keep giving like this. You need more, fine… you will also receive our undying and eternal gratitude. How could you say no? Not only do you get to waste a few minutes at work (priceless) you will also have the knowledge that once we are rich and famous throughout the land (possibly the world) we can leave our current lifestyles behind and never, ever bother you again with such trivial things.
To capitalize on this once in a lifetime offer, simply go to http://fox2now.com/hotlist, more than likely go through some horrible and laborious registration process, find Mirage Photo by either using the search area or finding us under the list of wedding vendors, then vote. It is just that simple. You can only vote once. Feel free to forward this to absolutely everyone you know. There is nothing like the satisfaction of helping a complete stranger become successful so please don’t deprive your friends and family from that opportunity.
Sincerely Tongue in Cheek,
Your friends at Mirage Photo
www.mirage-photo.com
Shawn Traman
Mirage Photo, L.L.C.
